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Twitter Name: @UndressJess
Website: http://UndressJess.com
Location: Boontucky y'all!
Description: Terpsichorean Ecdysiast. Modelographer. Unicorn Of Indie Porn. Anachronous. Ogled LIVE 24/7 & paid to be pretty. Socially lubricated. Mouseburger in disguise.
Website: http://UndressJess.com
Location: Boontucky y'all!
Description: Terpsichorean Ecdysiast. Modelographer. Unicorn Of Indie Porn. Anachronous. Ogled LIVE 24/7 & paid to be pretty. Socially lubricated. Mouseburger in disguise.
I'm changing my personal style into a Berlin (sortof?) modern "goth" look. Help me with the transition? http://t.co/mPl30xukrR
Updated 11 minutes ago
I'm seriously not going to Detroit next weekend now. I'm devastated. :(
Updated 12 minutes ago
This is pure bullshit & completely discriminatory. "Banks Shut Down Porn Stars' Accounts" http://t.co/OCUIJy9bGU
Updated 22 minutes ago
I need to make some Yerba Mate so I can actually wake up but I can't seem to get off the couch. I might just seriously go back to bed.
Updated 1 hour 0 minutes ago
@ensigenxyde You should probably throw it away. That's what I have to do when people bring sweets to my place.
Updated 1 hour 12 minutes ago
Photo: Look what Toby my homie sent meeeee! My 1st pair of Doc Martins EVER! Thank you so much Tobes! I... http://t.co/B927vSlIm5
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Look what Toby my homie sent meeeee! My 1st pair of Doc Martins EVER! Thank you so much Tobes! I… http://t.co/mDdmSlSUlL
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Photoset: So do you think I was being a dick or was he? I personally think he was being a dick for no reason... http://t.co/xGAutc3FJU
Updated 1 hour 35 minutes ago
Photo: #Breakfast: I feel like I’m in a downward spiral but my grandma brought me a huge salad from... http://t.co/a9Ua9OsSeL
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#Breakfast: I feel like I'm in a downward spiral but my grandma brought me a huge salad from Schnuck's… http://t.co/O7W7vx6dho
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I'm like a toxic ball of glowing green sludge this "morning". I've also obviously given up on having any kind of a healthy sleep schedule.
Updated 2 hours ago
I wish I wasn't sick now. This cold is lasting waaaaaay longer than I hoped it would.
Updated 2 hours ago
You should REALLY subscribe to my facebook updates! ;) http://t.co/Ajc8a7nBhk You can freely comment as a "subscriber" too!
Updated 5 hours ago
The Twerk Times & Cunt Chronicles is out! http://t.co/brJTidjNtX ? Top stories today via @Thee_AlyssaHill @UndressJess @MizzTwerksum
Updated 12 hours ago
Starting over again tomorrow? I'll eat perfectly again I swear! :( I need a loving girlfriend. Where can I find her? #ObviouslyNotOnOkCupid
Updated 13 hours ago
You might feel like you're riding a creative streak, but you'r... More for Aquarius http://t.co/vEEK1vlLeH
Updated 13 hours ago
Why haven't you "liked" my facebook page yet? http://t.co/dlRRSJudi1 ;) #NoItMeow
Updated 13 hours ago
Actually all I had was some kinda champagne mouse. There's no reason to freak out, right? I blame it on the Fresca. Apparently diet pop...
Updated 13 hours ago
I feel like such a pitiful failure. Like, I might as well eat a whole fucking cheesecake now... /: Green beans for breakfast tomorrow?
Updated 13 hours ago
I fucked up. Not as bad as I wanted to fuck up but still I snapped. Tomorrow is a new day! I shall overcome these weaknesses in due time.
Updated 13 hours ago
I'm so tired tonight! I don't even feel like washing off my make-up before bed. I have SO MUCH eyeliner on though. I am the cheesiest...
Updated 14 hours ago
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